Congratulations, you're both decades too late and a couple years too early.

[It's called "seasons". :| I'm in the process of a rewatch, okay?! It's a lot of content!]

Yeah, whatever... Look, if you're gonna break me out on a day like today, drinks are on you. I don't make the rules.

[You just did, though...]
 
 
I--I don't understand.

I've committed to dying for the Achaeans. I will gladly do so.

Why, then, do you insist on bringing me to some "game"? I don't do well with games; I never did.
 
 
Oi!

[ thereโ€™s a decidedly unimpressed scowl set firmly upon her brow, arms crossed and skinny hip cocked - all sharp angles and pointy edges. prickly and snarling and annoyed; perhaps a front to hide the discomfort of nerves simmering in her gut. ]

As much as I enjoy the thrilling adventure of being plucked from home and put in thisโ€ฆ quasi-Globalsoftian database or whatever all this is. [ it rears up again : the chill of fear trickling down the back of her neck. she squashes it with a toss of her head and gnash of teeth.] Are you actually planning to do something with me or is this all a passing lark in the virtual bloody park?

[ a stomp of a booted foot to make her point. a beat passes. her arms unfold so her fingers can fiddle with the hem of her skirt.]

I donโ€™t like to leave Gaz alone for too long. The boy is near useless without me.
 
 
For what purpose have I been summoned? It is not yet All Hallows' Eve.

....Though it is true that we can sense many lost souls around here โ€” perhaps damned to wallow in their own despair, belonging to nowhere and no-one.

Is that it? Do you think we might help them find reprieve?

[ A pause, and he tilts his head lightly to the side as though listening to something before speaking again, knuckles taut within the skin of his gloves as he grasps the handle of his cane tightly, suddenly tense. The man draws in a slow, steadying breath. ]

....It wonders about the rules to this realm. It can tell that things are different. [ ... ] It lusts for more than one soul to claim. Do you now see why it is a danger for me to be conjured forth, here? I do not wish to harm the innocents of this realm. This.... "Dreamwidth."
 
 
 
 
23 January 2026 @ 03:00 am






THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME


How to play โ€”

โ€” Comment with your character and any preferences.
โ€” Others will leave a picture (or two, or three...)
โ€” Reply to them with a setting or text thread based on the picture.
โ€” Link to any pictures that are NSFW, please.
โ€” Be aware that this meme will be image-heavy.


 
 
Oi!

[ thereโ€™s a decidedly unimpressed scowl set firmly upon her brow, arms crossed and skinny hip cocked - all sharp angles and pointy edges. prickly and snarling and annoyed; perhaps a front to hide the discomfort of nerves simmering in her gut. ]

As much as I enjoy the thrilling adventure of being plucked from home and put in thisโ€ฆ quasi-Globalsoftian database or whatever all this is. [ it rears up again : the chill of fear trickling down the back of her neck. she squashes it with a toss of her head and gnash of teeth.] Are you actually planning to do something with me or is this all a passing lark in the virtual bloody park?

[ a stomp of a booted foot to make her point. a beat passes. her arms unfold so her fingers can fiddle with the hem of her skirt.]

I donโ€™t like to leave Gaz alone for too long. The boy is useless without me.
 
 
22 January 2026 @ 03:07 am
The Lover's Jealousy Meme


Jealousy is an ugly trait, you know.

People have different levels of comfort when it comes to their significant other or person they're with. Some trust implicitly, knowing that nothing will come between them. Others try to be tolerant, though supposed hints keep them feeling uneasy. Still others, being hurt in the past, can take every little thing as a slight.

However, there isn't much wiggle room when someone makes a pass at your lover right in front of you.

And, to top things off, your partner didn't react with the right amount of disgust. Maybe they were trying to be friendly and polite, and surely they HAD to realize that they were being flirted with. It was a complete bald-faced attempt.

Even if you're the most patient, understanding person in the world, this has to get your dander up. Nobody would expect otherwise. So, how will things go down from here? Will you try to get over it? Repress it and let things bubble out into passive aggression? Get angry? That last one may make matters worse -

Oh, forget it. Did you see the nerve on that one?

Jealousy is an ugly trait; it's also a natural one.


r u l e s
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Mention if you're more interested in playing the jealous party or the party that's been hit on.
  • Play out your threads. Awkwardness, anger, angst, and make up fluff all encouraged here.
 
 
21 January 2026 @ 09:25 pm

Zoo Meme





  1. Post with your character, canon and any prefs

  2. Pick a Prompt and Tag! (OR pick a prompt in your top level! Drop your characterโ€™s favorite animal maybe!)

  3. Thread your shenanigans!



We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo! )
 
 
21 January 2026 @ 05:11 pm
"Can You Handle Your Emotions?"
Emotions are... eh. We all have them, whether we want to or not. Some people have control over their emotions, and some people let their emotions control them. Where does your character fall on this spectrum? More importantly, what's their relationship with their emotions like? Do they bury everything deep, deep down inside, or are they the first one to cry over a sappy movie? Do they even know how they feel about what's going on inside? Pretty meta stuff.
  • No blank top-levels.
  • Instead, characters are to respond to the proposed question: can you handle your emotions? / are you in touch with your feelings?
  • Get deep. Look within. Hear, think feel... or don't.
 
 



  • Tell us everything you ate yesterday.
  • Respond to others in person, through text, etc.
  • Tasty? Healthy? Cooked or readymade? Describe your meal in exceptional detail.
  • If anyone's hungry - offer them some restaurant-style grub!
  •  
     
    [Sitting impossibly still with his eyes closed, earbuds in, Goemon has all the appearance of someone who hasn't noticed the mundane swing by. Of course, this is never the case. He raises a hand after a moment, plucking out an earbud. A walkman is tucked into his dogi. Who knows what else he's got in there - plenty of room for a secret stash of snacks, if he really wanted.]
     
    Mundane-san. You have not reviewed this canon in years. [Something like fifteen, I think, l-lol.]  If you are serious, then you must commit. A strong future cannot be built on a weak foundation.
     
    [Ah, it's not that serious, Goemon.]
     
    You sound like Lupin.
     
    [I choose to take that as a compliment, lol. What if I just want to have a little fun? Like, say, this dear_player post, maaaaybe a meme, and that's it? Wouldn't you want to stretch your legs a bit?]
     
    When what you do involves another person, you must take responsibility. The consequences do not end with you.
     
    [Damn. I get it, but I mean, you sound like I'm going to toss you into a smut meme, or something.]
     
    Smut...?
     
    [Clearly not a word he has encountered in his Duolingo lessons.

    Don't worry about it, Goemon.]
     
     
    20 January 2026 @ 07:08 am







    the phone sex +
    sexting meme


    what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

     
     
    19 January 2026 @ 08:45 pm

    It's that damn plurk meme.ย Sort of.

    This is the Sleeping Meme. Plain and simple, your character is sleeping with another one.ย While sharing a bed and sleeping together with someone is very intimate, smut is not necessary.
    ย 

    What do:
    1) Post with your character. Name and canon go in the subject line.
    2) Include your preferences.
    3) Tag around.
    4) If you tag, pick a letter from A-H according to the diagram above. Ta-da. That's the position the characters are sleeping in.
    5)ย That's it.
     
     
     
    19 January 2026 @ 06:48 pm


    the random scenario meme



    comment with your character.
    respond to others
    lbr โ€” no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
    post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
    have a grand ol' time

    Read more... )
     
     
    19 January 2026 @ 02:02 pm
    catch me if you can


    One is on the run, the other is in pursuit. Why? Well, it could be anything: a hunter and their quarry, a cop chasing down a criminal, a knight on the search for a runaway princess, an overenthusiastic lover and their hapless crush. Are you determined and skilled enough to catch them - or are you quick and clever enough to evade capture forever?

    Prompts within! )

     
     
    19 January 2026 @ 12:22 pm

    Domestic Fluff ๐Ÿ 



    ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ comment.
    ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ receive prompt.

    Read more... )
     
     
    19 January 2026 @ 11:41 am

    The Moment After Meme


    You've seen The Morning After, and the Build-Up, and even the Mid-Fuck memes. But what about the moment after characters have done the deed? Do they cuddle or light up a cigarette? Go for seconds or reflect on what just happened? Hop into the shower to wash away their sins? Regret everything?

    Well, we'll find out, won't we?

    How it works:

    - Post with your character, name and fandom in the subject. Include any prefs or no-no's.
    - A set-up isn't necessary but hey, if you want, go for it!
    - Others respond to your character.
    - Congrats! They just had sex.
    - Have fun!